September 20, 2012

Charlie Boy Reveals Alter Ego Named Linda

How many 61 year old grandfathers do you
know that are one tenth as controversial and
out spoken as Charly boy? Anything he does
makes news headlines and that does not stop
him from withdrawing into his shell – rather, he
comes down hard on his critics especially when
his clarifications seem to have fallen on deaf
ears.
This time around, the areafada has revealed his
alter ego whom he calls Linda. Proudly
describing his alter ego as a good and virtuous
woman, he gives an insight on Linda's persona.
"this is not me! This is not Charlyboy! This is
Linda. Linda is my Sister. She is a very good
woman, and can be so nice to you if you get
close. Have you met Linda before? No, you just
saw Linda some few minutes ago, but you do
not know her. If you know Linda, you will hate
Charlyboy. Yes, you will continue to hang
around Linda." He said.
Does that sound weird enough? Wait till you
read his shocking revelation in a church
sometime last month in Abuja where he gave
the difference between Charles oputa,
Charlyboy and Linda.
Stressing that Charles Oputa is that responsible
family man, with eight children and 12 grand
children. Charlyboy, he said is never allowed to
Mr. Charles Oputa's house, referring to
Charlyboy as a creation and a character.
According to Charlyboy, there is a woman in him
whose name is Linda. It is that Linda that wears
make-ups. He said that Linda directs him on
how to be compassionate like women. He stated
that Linda was responsible for all the
humanitarian works he had done over the years.
According to him, without Linda, he couldn't
have done all that. "Linda was created to have
to be compassionate like a woman" he asserted.

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